August 17, 2006
a meme that makes me look even worse than i actually am
i was tagged for this meme by this gal:
Grab the nearest book. Open the book to page 123. Find the fifth sentence. Post the text of the next 4 sentences along with these instructions. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.Tag five people.
these are my completely un-stage managed, totally, 100% true results. And this gal can vouch for me, cos she loaned me the book...
"The Minotaur remembers one woman and two men. They took turns, the men, one inserting ping pong balls into the woman's vagina while the other knelt, impossibly far away, on the other side of the room. She lay on her back, knees bent, feet flat and legs wide apart. Each time a man pushed a ball inside of her the woman hoisted her bottom from the floor, took aim and ejected the white ball in a high, slow arc into the waiting mouth of the second man, some ten feet away."
if i was TRYING i could not have made that up!
the book in question is The Minotaur Takes A Cigarette Break by Steven Sherrill - it's actually a poignant character study of... well, the Minotaur, dropping out of monster life and killing time waiting for hope to arrive in small town southern USA. it's actually quite intriguing and quirky, and the above is probably the only remotely titillating passage IN THE WHOLE DAMN BOOK. so. odd.
my limited cohort of co-bloggers have all tagged each other, so this meme dies with me.
yes, i was that little prick who always tore up chain letters, and did my life go to shit?
hey, hang on...
Posted by reuben at August 17, 2006 11:08 PM