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July 2, 2005

from the sublime to the ridiculous ...


i was gonna just leave this wordless, but i couldn't resist musing, this was so far out of left field. dancin' gal looks better in her shots.

if anyone speaks japanese who reads this, i'd love to hear a translation.

seriously, this is not a photoshop gag or anything; i am a melbourne shmufti-laneway fashion plate to japanese expat-mag journos, apparently.

where the fuck has my hair gone? maybe the same place as my missing socks and dignity ...

Posted by reuben at July 2, 2005 2:12 PM


Hey Reuben,

I feel like I've just run into a familiar face walking the street after happening across your blog site. patrick kindly also just set up one for me. What would we do with out smart kids to negotiate technology for us hey? Where are you? How are you? I'm back in Perf in September - will you be around?

Posted by: catherine at July 10, 2005 4:30 PM

Yes, where has your hair gone?

Posted by: Vickie at July 14, 2005 7:37 PM

Don't worry Reub, it's only gone to the places where you don't need it ;p)

Posted by: Chiara at July 14, 2005 7:38 PM

okay, a few things: 1. You owe me a new pair of pants (tight-cut jeans), or at least the money to buy a pair. Why? Because I've fucking pissed them, is why, Ruby. 2. I don't understand. Where? Why?... What? Put the translation up already. Better yet, I'll translate it, in my best Jap-lish: "Would you like see sexy man? Buy sexy cloth and girly-girl rain will come for you. Hold the magic and buy sexy man."
Fair translation, I reckon.

peace mate,

Posted by: marty at July 15, 2005 3:05 PM

What happened to murmurings of coming to Korea you sexy thing of oriental obsession?

Whats with the neck shot? Obviously it is essential that readers are aware the model is hickey free...

hope all is well buddy


Posted by: alexander at July 19, 2005 8:17 PM

Hey, your blog is funny; me like. I can just imagine 1000's of Japanese copying your style... you may not remember me but I interviewed you for a job on Gertrude street. I'm not there anymore either, hope your job search is going well... cheers, Stormi

Posted by: stormweava at September 9, 2005 1:08 PM

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