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October 29, 2007

First You Need a Name...

So I can't sing, write music, or click my fingers in time. But here's what I can do: I can come up with your band name. Take your pick from this lot....

Lame Lit-Reference Band Names for College Kids Who Love Radiohead

The Long Exile of Oscar Wilde
The Winter of Our Discontent
Please Sir, Can I Have Some More?
Patrick White's Lament
Vonnegut's Lung
Frankenstein's Ghost
Narnia is Cold in Winter
Roald Dahl's Mistress

Angsty, Shit-hot Names for Woe-Is-Me, Jagged Haircut Types

Elvis' Bacon
I Broke My Arm, and Now I Can't See the Sun
Dress Like a Scarecrow
The Bermuda Triangles
Shut Your Face, I'm Smiling
Don't Call Me Maggie
My Dad is a Castle
The Metaphors
The Bad Metaphors
My Girlfriend Fell Down the Longdrop, and She's Still There
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Bread
The Taxman Took My Baby
Absinthe Fuck
Roll Me Over, I'm Bleeding
I Hate Your Sausage Roll

Just Plain Cool Band Names

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Pelosi's Knickers
The Russian Navy
Snappy Dogs
The Frightened Tigers
Band of Moths
Kissing Hornets
Burmese Smack
The Salad Days

Posted by Martin McKenzie-Murray at October 29, 2007 6:06 PM