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March 8, 2006
I didn't think anyone was looking
It never occurred to me that anyone except my friends read this blog site. It was a little naive of me to think that I suppose… but really it’s not that interesting and I don’t know why anyone would bother. I just realised that, if they want to, anyone in the world can read this site and make a comment.
This morning I received a comment that stated - Catherine, ur positively butt ugly! - from mahgeeil@yahoo.com.
Now, I don’t know who this is, but I have decided they must be a real cunty fucker. Firstly, the comment doesn’t even make sense in relation to the blog entry it was posted in response to. Secondly, I have zero respect for people who abbreviate words like ‘you’re’ to ‘ur’ - it is lazy, unnecessary and insulting to the English language. But I suppose mahgeeil@yahoo.com must be just way too super cool busy in this fast-paced techno whiz bang word to write the full word. Thirdly ‘butt ugly’ should be saved for the school bus. If you want to insult my appearance please consider comments that actually reflect my shortcomings.
Please send spam to mahgeeil@yahoo.com
Posted by catherine at March 8, 2006 8:24 AM
Comments
Catherine, your butt is just fine...
Please, what do you think your shortcomings to be and how would you like us to reflect on them.
Posted by: Core Fanbase at March 8, 2006 1:56 PM
Thank you Catherine,
I have not laughed like a choking hyena in so so long.
xx
Posted by: Natty at March 8, 2006 3:24 PM
hello catherine, i happened across your blog from reub's and marty's, and since i enjoy reading it, and 'MG' seems to be the type who could benefit from some lessons in being a better human, i've signed him/her up to receive emails from any/all organisations associated with Make Poverty History.
anyway, hello; it's clare, as in, um, theatre arts clare, or grok clare, or however you may/may not remember me. it's mint to hear your voice coming through all these million filaments.
Posted by: clare at March 8, 2006 10:09 PM
You're a good ally to have, aren't you? Of course I remember you!! As all of those things - Theatre Arts Clare, Grok Clare, but mainly just as 'Clare'. Where are you these days... last I heard you were in Amsterdam. If that's still the case, I'm there in August for a while visiting friends...you can be one of those if you like!
Posted by: catherine at March 9, 2006 8:09 AM
i can't see for all of this sweetness...
x,
m
Posted by: marty at March 10, 2006 8:29 AM
K k my bad. I was bein a jerk. Obviously I didn't mean it, since I don't even know what u look like. I said it in jest, so it doesn't make me a bad person. Or does it? And ur right.. u don't know me.. just found this page online and decided to read some of it, being bored and all.
Btw it's not nice to call me a "cunty fucker" or to ask ur friends to spam me. Well maybe I deserved it lol. Btw ur a mean scary lady, I pity the guy that ends up with you.. 1 mistake and ur gonna kill him aren't u?
Clare, since it seems you care, here's some sites where all it takes is 1 free click a day to help someone (takes only a couple minutes a day and you get that warm feeling knowing you helped some people):
http://www.thehungersite.com
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
http://www.thechildhealthsite.com
http://www.theliteracysite.com
http://www.therainforestsite.com
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
http://www.freedonation.com/
Posted by: MG at March 10, 2006 9:33 AM
Yes, you are right. I am a mean scary lady with yellow eyes and green teeth and the only reason P lets me have my blog here is because I have threatened to kill his cat and cook it. Best you never ever ever look at my blog site ever again in case my mean words scratch your eyes out while you're reading...
Posted by: catherine at March 14, 2006 2:00 PM
Dear cunty fucker,
Yes, she is a mean one. One eye is black with bile, the other leaps forward, desperately seeking escape from its cranial prison. Her hair is a blackberry tangle of revenge. Her club arms and constrictor hands mark her direct lineage from ogres. You are forewarned of her approach by the stench of rancid animal hides from which she fashions her hideous livery.
Best don't cross her. That or risk being a minor hors d'oeuvre, just like my family long ago. She'd probably swallow you whole without noticing.
Posted by: Core Fanbase at March 14, 2006 6:16 PM